Mwahh, my gorgeous sweat-pusses!
Hey, it's been like waaaay too long since I last blogged.
So, like, OK. Time to dish the deets on me and Smeaty-cakes.
Yep, we've now made like a banana and split, sweetcakes.
So, you can now start forming an orderly queue here, boys!!!!! :)
Although I've been snoozing, I most certainly haven't been losing... touch that is. With what's going down in Celebrity-Ville.
Now, my regular fans will know that the Hilton family has tenctacles everywhere.
If you think you got a secret? Forget it, sweetums.
Peris already has a manicured finger in your sweet-potato-pie announcement.
Y'all know how I hate stealing anyone's thunder, 'kay? But this one's just too juicy to keep in the jar.
A cheeky birdie at the uber-exclusive Portland Hospital in London town tells me that Lolllipop head, er... I mean Posh Spice, has an upcoming slot with celebrity childbirth expert, Dr Gillard?
Do we hear the patter of tiny Adidas soon, peeps?
I got ten bucks that says this one's another boy... whaddya think?
Perisxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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