Paris Hilton plea: Have you see my dog?

MISSING

LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years

Weight: Anorexic

Eyes: Dilated

Coat: Spotted/Freckled

Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, Badass, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags (two for 10 bucks!)

She was also last seen carrying her favourite toy in her teeth, a little white bag I call her “doggy bag”, and was wearing her favourite black ankle bracelet.

Please come home!!!

If you have any information, please call 000, or Peris Hotline.

(All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.)

Peris xxx