Since it's the 30th anniv since Elvis took off to that big, smoky blues bar in the sky thought I'd let you in on a few secrets about this weird, hamburger-lovin' racist. Here goes...
No 1. Elvis was obsessed with philosophy.
No 2. By the 1970s, his obsession with philosophy had morphed into one with karate.
No 3. Elvis' frequent Vegas shows became punctuated by weird monologues, karate exhibitions and comedy.
No 4. One was like, soooo bad, he rode on stage on the back of the Mafia man Lamar Fike with a toy monkey attached to his neck and sang an X-rated version of Love Me Tender.
Betcha didn't know that, sweat-pusses :)
Adios my lovelies.... Peris xxx
Friday, August 17, 2007
Elvis: the Karate Kid
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