Peris here.
Don'tcha just hate it when someone becomes famous just for being fucking famous?
Don'tcha just hate it when someone becomes famous just for being fucking famous?
Talentless twat (left), and me.
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...Or copies their better-dressed, more hip, more desirable friend, but can't quite pull it off? (That's soooo single white female, Brad ! ) And Benicio, c'mon. You're using the oldest trick in the book - hanging with the ugly guy so you can clean up with the ladeez. I mean, I invented that one. Why else would I be seen with Kimberley Stewart for Chrissakes ?????
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...Or copies their better-dressed, more hip, more desirable friend, but can't quite pull it off? (That's soooo single white female, Brad ! ) And Benicio, c'mon. You're using the oldest trick in the book - hanging with the ugly guy so you can clean up with the ladeez. I mean, I invented that one. Why else would I be seen with Kimberley Stewart for Chrissakes ?????
Or, sheesh, the man who really wants to be a girl. Or is that the girl who wants to be a man. Stop already with the gender-bending, KD. And note to Tobey - developing "moobs" does NOT mean you are halfway to reaching your goal. 'Kay?
There's only one guy I know who can make this look work... (see pic below.)
Uncle Steve lookin' peeved.
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Uncle Steve has been cut outta the will, alreadys!)
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And really don't know why the hell I included this one. It's Leo di Caprio in both pix, ain't it?
And really don't know why the hell I included this one. It's Leo di Caprio in both pix, ain't it?

Till next time, sweat-pusses...Peris xxx
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