Saturday, July 7, 2007

Celebrity twats

Hi dollfaces.
Peris here.
Don'tcha just hate it when someone becomes famous just for being fucking famous?

Talentless twat (left), and me.
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...Or copies their better-dressed, more hip, more desirable friend, but can't quite pull it off? (That's soooo single white female, Brad ! ) And Benicio, c'mon. You're using the oldest trick in the book - hanging with the ugly guy so you can clean up with the ladeez. I mean, I invented that one. Why else would I be seen with Kimberley Stewart for Chrissakes ?????

Or, sheesh, the man who really wants to be a girl. Or is that the girl who wants to be a man. Stop already with the gender-bending, KD. And note to Tobey - developing "moobs" does NOT mean you are halfway to reaching your goal. 'Kay?
There's only one guy I know who can make this look work... (see pic below.)


Uncle Steve lookin' peeved.
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A snap from the Hilton family album (don't worry,
Uncle Steve has been cut outta the will, alreadys!)
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And really don't know why the hell I included this one. It's Leo di Caprio in both pix, ain't it?



Till next time, sweat-pusses...Peris xxx













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