Peris here.
Woke up today with real bad "bed hair". A bouffante, Goddamit.
Mommy reckons little sis Nicky was up to her old tricks again - siphoning off my Daniel Galvin and Kerastase shampoo and swapping it for aWalmart own brand ... or more likely, Sunsilk or Schwarzkopf. Geez no waaaay mom. I mean, get real...I would have noticed the hives and allergic reaction on her bod if she'd pulled a stunt like that.
Anydos, Nic denied all knowledge. Whatev !
Gene Poole (Nic's new life coach/personal trainer/hair stylist) reckons it's all to do with these ET drones that have been seen round our neck of the Californian woods, near Hell-Ay. Prolly causing electricity or static in the air, which made my hair puff up to massive propotions - even bigger than Kelly Osbourne's ego.
"Defrizz me now, Gene" : Kelly Osbourne
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Gene says everyone who has been through his salon has run in screaming - "defrizz me NOW Gene!" - and he means everyone. Sheesh. In the non-biblical sense.
Yep, you heard it here first... first to come in screaming in was Kelly Osbourne, then Nicole Kidman and her hub-unit Keith Cobain, closely followed by Shakira (go figure!)
and Sanjaya...
well, like, HULLO ?
Anyways, I was like - a bit sceptical about this UFO drone thing. I texted Gene to let him know it was prolly Nicole R showing off her new private transport (Lionel's private jet doesn't really do it for her anymore.)
But no, Gene was adamant. These drones have been developed in the "deep black" for over two decades - and can "cloak" themselves with some sorta invisibility shield. They give out all sorta radiation, most of it toxic to hair extensions. Like, whateva!
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Gene says everyone who has been through his salon has run in screaming - "defrizz me NOW Gene!" - and he means everyone. Sheesh. In the non-biblical sense.
Yep, you heard it here first... first to come in screaming in was Kelly Osbourne, then Nicole Kidman and her hub-unit Keith Cobain, closely followed by Shakira (go figure!)
and Sanjaya...
well, like, HULLO ?Anyways, I was like - a bit sceptical about this UFO drone thing. I texted Gene to let him know it was prolly Nicole R showing off her new private transport (Lionel's private jet doesn't really do it for her anymore.)
But no, Gene was adamant. These drones have been developed in the "deep black" for over two decades - and can "cloak" themselves with some sorta invisibility shield. They give out all sorta radiation, most of it toxic to hair extensions. Like, whateva!
I said there was NO WAY that NASA, or the US Government ,would be able to fly these babies around and keep it secret for thaaat long. I mean, c'mon. Barbara Walters would have invited the pilot onto The View by now.
Anywayhows, check out the pix on my blog and see for yourselves, dollfaces. (And what's with all the weird hyroglyphics on the wings of this, goddamit?
Anywayhows, check out the pix on my blog and see for yourselves, dollfaces. (And what's with all the weird hyroglyphics on the wings of this, goddamit?
My money's on a new mode of transport being secretly trialled for Richard Branson to get his Californian pals between Hell-Ay and the Virgin Islands.) Whaddya think ???
Some gal called Linda Moulton Howe's got the full story on it at: http://www.earthfiles.com/
Some gal called Linda Moulton Howe's got the full story on it at: http://www.earthfiles.com/
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